Have started - just tipping my toe in the water a bit - in on my assignments for skool.

God, as much as I may look back with big sighs and "Oh, what may have been!"s about becoming an astrobiologist, reading though my Human Biology textbook has reminded me why I dropped that shiz in the first place:

I'm just no goddamn good at it.

God bless those ( Read more... )

I just booked my flight to LA in Feb to see Chrissy and Kathy!  Woooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!111

Woot.

Anyhow, had my first class this morning, Survey of the Human Form, and the this was the first thing that greeted me upon entering the classroom:

( Don't look if you have a weak stomage...or like kittens. )

I went to the college where I'll be studying mortuary sciences today, and when I sat in the office waiting for my adviserr to show up I started reading this journal they had there for professional morticians. The first article was all about the unique concerns and properties involved in embalming and burying infants...well. Um, all right then. * ( Read more... )

I got accepted into Mount Ida College!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna be a mortician....yay!

My cup is overflowing. Literally. Birth control pills do wonders for the chestal area.

I should know by next week whether or not I got into Mount Ida's Funeral Service program. Pray for me, bitches!

Found a new band I like: Mum. Listen....bitches....

Oh. Btw, Fringe has to be the worst fucking show on the entire planet. I know it's not as mind ( Read more... )

Had the most terrifying experience last night...

( last night )

“I was at the vet’s with a couple of guinea pigs that had upper respitory infections. I was at the desk talking to the vet techs, one who works with me at Pet Smart, named Linnie. So the vet tech whose name I didn’t know was talking about this woman who’d had her cat cremated and was sending it down to Angel Memorial (Pet Cemetery). Linnie piped up ( Read more... )